#xkcd, seriously.

1,824 days logged from May 22, 2021 to May 22, 2026.

Logs contain 1,041,976 lines – an average of 571 lines per day.
Most active day was Jun 24, 2021 with a total of 2,270 lines typed.
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Activity Distribution by Day
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Most Talkative People – All-Time
PercentageLinesUserLast TalkedActivityQuote
13.90%144,8781BucketToday
gamma rays is bad, mkay.
6.56%68,3152IceKarmaYesterday
s/ tit/t it/
6.04%62,9213tech_exorcistYesterday
it can blend *anything*
5.37%55,9064CortanaYesterday
IceKarma: hah :D
5.27%54,9495CO2Yesterday
oh right that's what those numbers are
3.82%39,7966CaffeineYesterday
Oooh, that's a lot of US Freedomâ„¢
3.66%38,1377pizza486Yesterday
> "Worse is better" (also called the "New Jersey style") ...
3.35%34,8618tonyb4865 Months Ago
oh i forgor
2.61%27,2399k_strelYesterday
yeeeee it's the episode with iggy pop vorta
2.59%27,00410teatimeYesterday
im impressed u could sleep soundly in a hospital
2.29%23,81711stereoYesterday
also, only 1 of the 4 feet does it
1.90%19,84912ThedarkbYesterday
Damn, I can get a sick paintjob on my old Toyota with this!
1.77%18,43113LisimbaYesterday
Bodies ought to come with a diagnostics dashboard.
1.66%17,25414ArdaXi1 Month Ago
CO2: I have one like those too, it cycles back to 12 so you can confirm that the hands are still on the right way
1.59%16,55915AgafndYesterday
the dread spirit Kho'kakola
1.47%15,27416nobodyYesterday
and then he called me "big as hell"
1.27%13,27817Char|ie8 Months Ago
no, all the animals in the winnie the pooh universe were born animals
1.09%11,33618helle2 Months Ago
Ah, so I should bit into them, got it.
1.07%11,17519loudaslife1 Year Ago
I'm really hoping they are/were able to get some photos of that flap before it sinks (if it didn't completely break up on splashdown)
1.04%10,79720FerrisToday
I'm up way too late considering obligations, but i hope your journey goes well
0.99%10,29121mothmanYesterday
now at Carl's Jr
0.87%9,08622barometzYesterday
ask your doctor if symptoms is right for you
0.86%8,98423Branes2 Days Ago
Garbage in, garbage out, now with better UX. 🔗
0.83%8,61424ditto_irl3 Years Ago
it's always politics with me
0.82%8,53925mieToday
I'm very definitely not in the mood to discuss my situation with police
0.78%8,12426XanT1 Month Ago
Aye, Ive always cracked my own. Not because I knew about it being washed out, I just think it feels good to use grinders.
0.77%8,01827CharlieYesterday
you wanted to be in the game, right? now you're in the game ;)
0.74%7,69628teatwo1 Year Ago
and mel brooks
0.73%7,57729ThatBum2 Months Ago
Oh, my system got the updated correct "multiocular O" glyph, ê™®
0.69%7,22230user_0x782 Years Ago
really, my motivation is to do rhizomatic mapping of my research ala deleuze and guattari
Less Talkative People – All-Time1,372 People had even less to say..
LinesUserLinesUserLinesUser
7,18831tbo4,20646Nanoraptor2,44461Vulpes
6,48432Soni4,09747ratammer2,26562bassgoon
6,46833Kalium4,01148taixzo2,24963Thedarkb-Work
5,91034cheapie3,94149[R]2,23964ender
5,85935SpaceHobo3,92450JoAnneThrax2,10665rift
5,65236rik3,78551amby2,04666Boom_Farmer
5,54237SpicyLemon3,76952tea3po1,99767gargleblaster
5,21938BytesAndCoffee3,55753katp321,90068Fendibull
5,14139space-marmot3,29254Velociraptors1,80769Blue-Maned_Hawk
4,99440Peng3,26455pikhq1,72670ARIS
4,91241sean3,06556Oracle9891,71971rcombs
4,61242tai3,05157ditto_enthusiast1,67972deCaffeine
4,51543alice3,03158Thedarkb-Desktop1,67173nodoby
4,50944Walther2,79959akk1,56874rabe
4,47845orinthe2,55760bearachute1,53275qwfwq
Most Talkative People by Time of Day
Night
0h – 5h		Morning
6h – 11h		Afternoon
12h – 17h		Evening
18h – 23h
1Bucket – 21,576
Bucket – 39,792
Bucket – 51,713
Bucket – 31,797
2Cortana – 13,252
tech_exorcist – 22,100
tech_exorcist – 37,566
IceKarma – 18,699
3IceKarma – 13,096
Cortana – 15,314
CO2 – 36,919
Cortana – 10,548
4CO2 – 5,906
pizza486 – 14,998
IceKarma – 24,110
Caffeine – 9,814
5mie – 4,481
IceKarma – 12,410
Caffeine – 17,244
stereo – 8,543
6teatime – 4,470
tonyb486 – 11,829
Cortana – 16,792
pizza486 – 7,204
7ThatBum – 3,424
CO2 – 11,616
tonyb486 – 16,285
nobody – 7,143
8ArdaXi – 3,319
k_strel – 10,511
pizza486 – 15,910
tonyb486 – 6,607
9Caffeine – 3,284
Caffeine – 9,454
k_strel – 12,310
Char|ie – 5,455
10helle – 3,141
teatime – 7,972
stereo – 11,661
teatime – 4,973
Most Talkative People – 2026
PercentageLinesUserLast TalkedActivityQuote
19.29%8,8511BucketToday
gamma rays is bad, mkay.
17.49%8,0272pizza486Yesterday
> "Worse is better" (also called the "New Jersey style") ...
9.42%4,3233IceKarmaYesterday
s/ tit/t it/
6.33%2,9054k_strelYesterday
yeeeee it's the episode with iggy pop vorta
5.07%2,3245tech_exorcistYesterday
it can blend *anything*
4.65%2,1356ThedarkbYesterday
Damn, I can get a sick paintjob on my old Toyota with this!
4.44%2,0357teatimeYesterday
im impressed u could sleep soundly in a hospital
4.19%1,9218CO2Yesterday
oh right that's what those numbers are
2.99%1,3709mothmanYesterday
now at Carl's Jr
2.33%1,07010LisimbaYesterday
Bodies ought to come with a diagnostics dashboard.
Most Talkative People – May 2026
PercentageLinesUserLast TalkedActivityQuote
24.19%1,3561pizza486Yesterday
> "Worse is better" (also called the "New Jersey style") ...
20.37%1,1422BucketToday
gamma rays is bad, mkay.
7.40%4153IceKarmaYesterday
s/ tit/t it/
6.78%3804k_strelYesterday
yeeeee it's the episode with iggy pop vorta
5.12%2875teatimeYesterday
im impressed u could sleep soundly in a hospital
4.89%2746tech_exorcistYesterday
it can blend *anything*
3.53%1987ThedarkbYesterday
Damn, I can get a sick paintjob on my old Toyota with this!
3.51%1978mothmanYesterday
now at Carl's Jr
2.93%1649LisimbaYesterday
Bodies ought to come with a diagnostics dashboard.
2.18%12210CaffeineYesterday
Oooh, that's a lot of US Freedomâ„¢
Chat Buddies by Time of Day
Night
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6h – 11h		Afternoon
12h – 17h		Evening
18h – 23h
1Bucket : Cortana – 2,717
Bucket : tech_exorcist – 4,371
Bucket : tech_exorcist – 4,644
Bucket : Caffeine – 2,275
2Bucket : mie – 1,717
Bucket : pizza486 – 2,541
Bucket : CO2 – 3,304
Bucket : Cortana – 1,857
3Bucket : Caffeine – 1,069
Bucket : Cortana – 2,535
Bucket : Caffeine – 2,823
Bucket : Branes – 1,466
4Bucket : teatime – 910
Bucket : Caffeine – 1,842
Bucket : pizza486 – 2,239
Bucket : pizza486 – 1,461
5Bucket : CO2 – 872
Bucket : tonyb486 – 1,786
Bucket : IceKarma – 2,100
Bucket : IceKarma – 1,402
6Bucket : IceKarma – 854
Bucket : CO2 – 1,515
Bucket : Cortana – 1,779
Bucket : nobody – 1,170
7Bucket : Branes – 803
Bucket : Thedarkb – 1,172
Bucket : tonyb486 – 1,521
Bucket : tonyb486 – 1,112
8Bucket : Ferris – 801
Bucket : mothman – 1,162
Bucket : k_strel – 1,073
Bucket : Thedarkb – 857
9IceKarma : Cortana – 716
Bucket : teatime – 1,057
tech_exorcist : CO2 – 1,067
Bucket : stereo – 854
10IceKarma : ThatBum – 634
k_strel : pizza486 – 1,002
Bucket : teatime – 1,040
Bucket : teatime – 841
General Chat
Most Talkative Chatters
Lines/DayUser
79.61Bucket
58.62pizza486
41.83tech_exorcist
39.24IceKarma
37.95Cortana
Most Fluent Chatters
Words/LineUser
17.91creature
17.42Vi
17.33cheapie
14.64akk
14.55Durandal
Most Tedious Chatters
Chars/LineUser
111.31Durandal
103.22creature
99.63cheapie
95.94Vi
91.45Branes
Individual Top Days – All-Time
LinesUser
5361IceKarma
3952Socks
3803Cortana
3734katp32
3595sean
Individual Top Days – 2026
LinesUser
3171IceKarma
2122tech_exorcist
1653pizza486
1484k_strel
1175teatime
Individual Top Days – May 2026
LinesUser
1331pizza486
1192k_strel
703Bucket
604IceKarma
555tech_exorcist
Most Active Chatters – All-Time
ActivityUser
99.84%1Bucket
95.56%2IceKarma
88.87%3CO2
85.69%4Branes
83.28%5Agafnd
Most Active Chatters – 2026
ActivityUser
100.00%1Bucket
98.59%2pizza486
97.89%3IceKarma
90.85%4Thedarkb
88.73%5tech_exorcist
Most Active Chatters – May 2026
ActivityUser
100.00%1Bucket
95.45%2IceKarma
95.45%3pizza486
90.91%4teatime
81.82%5Lisimba
Exclamations22,830 Total
TotalUserExample
11,1191Bucketwinner is me!
7732Cortanapizza95: awww, so fluffy!
5763IceKarmapizza95, you get a kernel! and you get a kernel! and you get a kernel!
5744tonyb486it was one officer, who was on his way to a suspension!
5115CaffeineI'm a sucker for Mayday, it's like a whodunnit but with machines!
Questions67,197 Total
TotalUserExample
6,9721IceKarmateatime2, in the context of that image you posted... wtf are ‘hamburger/hot dog style’??
6,0362tech_exorcistpizza95: what does "their 24" mean?
3,8043CO2XanT: I think wasabi is the same kind of "heat" as mustard isn't it?
3,2594CaffeineYeah, did he say that we should reduce the height of the administration by approx. one head per capita?
2,9975BucketHello, Walther! Life's nice, you?
UPPERCASED Lines4,743 Total
TotalUserExample
1,0501BucketI WILL NOT TALK!
3282CortanaPLEASE PROCEED INTO ANDROID HELL
3003tech_exorcist(DON'T RUN THAT)
2574IceKarma*I M LI VI D =P
2545pizza486AT ALL TIMES
Monologues7,255 Total
TotalUser
1,1321Cortana
7602tech_exorcist
7473IceKarma
4184pizza486
2665CO2
Longest Monologue
LinesUser
301quaegm
292di3jijj
243IceKarma
244orinthe
215JimmyS
Moodiest People36,211 Total
SmileysUser
12,7671Cortana
2,6792Caffeine
2,5403IceKarma
1,7324Bucket
1,3325tech_exorcist
Events
Aliases164 Total
TotalUser
221Guest1825839413
72tonyb486
73pizza486
54Thedarkb
45CO2
Smileys
Smile :)9,717 Total
TotalUser
5,2401Cortana
1,0452tech_exorcist
4743CO2
3274Branes
2625Caffeine
Happy :D7,495 Total
TotalUser
3,2331Cortana
8112IceKarma
6083Bucket
2484Caffeine
2475Peng
Silly :P6,056 Total
TotalUser
1,8511Cortana
6472Caffeine
4603cheapie
3984Lisimba
3555IceKarma
Sad :(3,853 Total
TotalUser
6221Caffeine
5562Cortana
4193IceKarma
3124Bucket
1375CO2
Heart <32,238 Total
TotalUser
5221Cortana
3412IceKarma
2303Bucket
1334ratammer
1035Walther
Concerned :/2,158 Total
TotalUser
3971Caffeine
3902IceKarma
2653Cortana
1344Ferris
875Soni
Cute :31,126 Total
TotalUser
4671Cortana
2132Caffeine
493k_strel
464pikhq
355Bucket
Stunned o_O792 Total
TotalUser
1861Cortana
1132Ferris
833pizza486
694Kizul
405Peng
Distressed D:565 Total
TotalUser
1351Peng
1242Cortana
473Bucket
474[R]
425Ferris
Expressions
"lol"10,031 Total
TotalUser
1,3231CO2
1,1942tech_exorcist
1,0953Cortana
5574teatime
4285Ferris
"heh"3,835 Total
TotalUser
9161Cortana
8862IceKarma
4273SpicyLemon
3724Caffeine
1225teatime
"huh"3,424 Total
TotalUser
5451IceKarma
3382Caffeine
1973CO2
1614stereo
1545tech_exorcist
"hmm"2,934 Total
TotalUser
2471tbo
1982XanT
1923pizza486
1644CO2
1625Soni
"haha"2,570 Total
TotalUser
7511Cortana
2592IceKarma
1493Caffeine
1384teatime
1205Agafnd
"wow"2,339 Total
TotalUser
3421pizza486
2312tonyb486
1273IceKarma
1124tech_exorcist
985Agafnd
"ugh"1,298 Total
TotalUser
1781IceKarma
1582pizza486
1363tonyb486
1084Caffeine
905Soni
"ahh"1,173 Total
TotalUser
5441IceKarma
722XanT
343Char|ie
324tonyb486
315Ferris
"yay"935 Total
TotalUser
1421Caffeine
1142Cortana
883nobody
594Bucket
445CO2
URLs
Most Referenced Domain Names
TotalDomainFirst Used
7,0721http://www.youtube.com22 May '21
4,5082http://i.imgur.com22 May '21
2,7433http://en.wikipedia.org23 May '21
2,1724http://youtu.be23 May '21
1,9085http://twitter.com22 May '21
1,5856http://pbs.twimg.com22 May '21
1,3247http://i.moveything.com7 Feb '24
1,2788http://imgur.com23 May '21
1,0619http://cdn.discordapp.com22 May '21
97610http://carabiner.peeron.com25 May '21
Most Referenced TLDs
TotalTLD
38,7101.com
6,1852.org
2,2013.be
2,1444.net
1,1205.it
6036.uk
4147.gov
4138.io
3649.app
32910.nl
Most Recent URLs
DateUserURL
21 May '261Buckethttp://i.imgur.com/ymxy1TG.jpg
2Durandalhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HI407HCbMAAaBTi.jpg
3pizza486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_dhUv_CrI
4Caffeinehttps://youtu.be/tIBCjzz-bmk
5pizza486https://i.moveything.com/8df1a07afe5e
6Nanoraptorhttps://bsky.app/profile/nanoraptor.danamania.com/post/3m3iqmjgbl22f
7Caffeinehttps://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiH-QzbS4yK7Pn3O3kTERFX6kZ4v-Gk0TWMjX-aB10oqzWK65RcD8xDZiBDf-TEDKxanpEz2nqYvBiICUEIHeTgmvhbzze1PCWfaPNj0RtpV8vBFJaCBHOFzsXIDU-01WOTQXUf-Gp_oUk/s640/don'twww-scarfolk-blogspot-com.jpg
8pizza486https://i.moveything.com/8fa47cf8c781
9Nanoraptorhttps://bsky.app/profile/nanoraptor.danamania.com/post/3mmf4xzbio226
10pizza486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9DgpS3DEbk
11CO2https://www.xkcdb.com
12Buckethttp://i.imgur.com/duaC1z0.jpg
13Buckethttp://is.gd/vvgk
14Buckethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkJf0md1kG8
15Buckethttps://pastebin.com/raw/VhcEFbKT
16Buckethttps://www.fmylife.com
17Buckethttps://i.imgur.com/TT1YVWg.png
20 May '2618IceKarmahttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07drre9112o
19Buckethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfcJUl39iiA&t=9m42s
20CO2https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9d30nd7p47o
21Buckethttps://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ef115d02-a3ef-46d4-95bb-7cf46a57ec2d
22pizza486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZjqDzVmTRw
23pizza486https://www.cookingclassy.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/hamburger-buns-11.jpg
24pizza486https://image2.slideserve.com/4211492/hot-dog-l.jpg
25pizza486https://artsydrawings.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/rdw8fyjh94c31.jpg
26pizza486https://i.moveything.com/fc64ba914e71
27Thedarkbhttps://autoshite.com/topic/45490-eightmegs-terrible-toyotas-one-now-running/page/4/#findComment-3480134
28teatimehttps://share.lumiere.net/upload/5a473a4e-f817-4328-8d48-92381fef7d1f/pNLhhXiFS7GWUooZUmb3vQ.jpg
29Thedarkbhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d30nd7p47o
30Buckethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mi4h00fedY
URLs by Users57,382 Total
TotalUser
15,0721Bucket
4,5322pizza486
3,8523CO2
3,7694tonyb486
3,4895tech_exorcist
Reposts by Users12,683 Total
TotalUser
10,0571Bucket
3872pizza486
3353tech_exorcist
2484tonyb486
2005CO2
Words by Length
Words of 3 Characters5,066 Total
TotalWord
382,3601the
168,0942and
99,7873you
88,7604for
78,1145but
Words of 4 Characters9,377 Total
TotalWord
146,2001that
60,9952like
60,6753have
58,8934with
51,1305just
Words of 5 Characters13,193 Total
TotalWord
31,5881about
28,1072think
25,5993there
21,9424would
19,2255which
Words of 6 Characters16,798 Total
TotalWord
21,8211people
17,2982really
12,8123though
10,6374should
10,3855things
Words of 7 Characters19,133 Total
TotalWord
20,4011because
8,0032someone
5,9353through
5,8614thought
5,7535getting
Words of 8 Characters18,826 Total
TotalWord
11,9241actually
11,3912probably
6,5233remember
6,3294anything
3,5695whatever
Words of 9 Characters16,857 Total
TotalWord
15,4231something
5,9982different
3,8773basically
3,5824sometimes
2,7105literally
Words of 10 Characters13,875 Total
TotalWord
4,4871apparently
3,9442everything
2,6863understand
2,4024definitely
2,1185government
Words of 11 Characters10,257 Total
TotalWord
3,3921interesting
1,1252information
1,0813technically
1,0684remembering
8945immediately
Words of 12 Characters7,405 Total
TotalWord
1,1211specifically
9302particularly
7563cheeseburger
7374accidentally
6415conversation
Words of 13 Characters4,980 Total
TotalWord
6741unfortunately
6642international
4853automatically
4784understanding
3145documentation
Words of 14 Characters3,196 Total
TotalWord
3031infrastructure
2612implementation
2013administration
1604responsibility
1595representation
Words by Year of First Use
Words First Used in 202167,234 Total
TotalWord
382,3601the
286,7492a
264,3123i
229,0174to
225,7505is
Words First Used in 202225,552 Total
TotalWord
4561chatgpt
692malaysia
663zstd
644openai
625pemguin
Words First Used in 202317,817 Total
TotalWord
2171llm
1772llms
1543chatspike
814bluesky
815bsky
Words First Used in 202417,875 Total
TotalWord
6021Å‹au
1842compter
1663compters
714hiiice
365borough
Words First Used in 202513,921 Total
TotalWord
1351squoke
682acidvegas
473compt
334etlii
285heelii
Words First Used in 20263,285 Total
TotalWord
201maduro
142dbk
123mandelson
114hjc
115jamiroquai
Milestones
1,000 Lines Milestone87 Total
DateUser
1 Jun '211Bucket
2 Jun '212ditto_enthusiast
3 Jun '213IceKarma
7 Jun '214nobody
11 Jun '215sean
2,500 Lines Milestone60 Total
DateUser
15 Jun '211ditto_enthusiast
16 Jun '212Bucket
22 Jun '213IceKarma
28 Jun '214nobody
14 Jul '215Cortana
5,000 Lines Milestone39 Total
DateUser
2 Jul '211IceKarma
10 Jul '212Bucket
15 Aug '213nobody
18 Aug '214Cortana
14 Sep '215ditto_irl
10,000 Lines Milestone21 Total
DateUser
26 Aug '211IceKarma
28 Aug '212Bucket
6 Nov '213Cortana
8 Jan '224CO2
23 Mar '225tech_exorcist
25,000 Lines Milestone10 Total
DateUser
22 Jan '221Bucket
20 Apr '222IceKarma
22 Oct '223Cortana
3 Jan '234tech_exorcist
6 Apr '235CO2
50,000 Lines Milestone5 Total
DateUser
29 Nov '221Bucket
8 May '242tech_exorcist
4 Jan '253Cortana
16 Jan '254IceKarma
14 Aug '255CO2
100,000 Lines Milestone1 Total
DateUser
30 Aug '241Bucket
 
 
 
 
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